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Palmolive, You're soaking in it!

They say every cloud has a silver lining. My brother has been driving me crazy with his constant talking and ignorance. At least he has made me laugh at least once everyday.

My brother can even provide entertainment for a whole hospital. He made a simple but huge mistake, he complained to my mom that the hospital was making his hands really dry. My mom told him to grab the tube of moisturizer and put some on his hands. He didn’t want to, so he tried to talk his way out of it. My mom insisted and pointed for him to grab a tube from the cart. So he did without reading. It was hard for him to squeeze it out and it felt “weird”. He continued to complain as he kept trying to rub it in and was sitting holding his hands up waiting for it to soak in when the nurse he had been flirting with came in.

She asked him what he put on his hands and he pointed to the tube. The nurse burst out laughing and started to have problems breathing. “What?” He asked, “Is it not moisturizer?” the nurse couldn't speak but shook her head to say no as she tried to get out of the room, perhaps she thought she could breath better in the hall. “What is it? What did I put on?”, my brother demanded. The nurse tried to say but couldn’t get it out, she was laughing to hard to speak. Eventually he knew what was on his hands. Only one thing would be in the room that would cause her to laugh so hard she would lose the ability to stand up straight as well as speak. “It’s some sort of anal lube cream isn’t it?” he asked. Her long hair flopped up and down in agreement before she doubled over and almost falling on the floor. Ever since he has since been in other parts of the hospital and seen nurses huddled together pointing and giggling.



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Mar. 16th, 2009 01:07 pm (UTC)
That's hilarious. Is your mom doing better?
Mar. 16th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
She's doing better but is still in ICU. It seems we keep taking three steps forward then two steps back. The one good thing about the layoff I don't have to worry about having to going back to work that is building up because I'm down here instead.
Mar. 16th, 2009 01:29 pm (UTC)

Mar. 16th, 2009 02:38 pm (UTC)
Good thing he didn't offer to shove his fist up her ass.
Mar. 16th, 2009 08:52 pm (UTC)
Too funny. Read the above responses and I'm glad both you and your mom are doing fine.
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