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Quote from Catbert the evil HR director

Our HR coordinator was the person Catbert was based upon. Whenever in her presence, I have to bite my tongue and pray for her to get distracted so I can make an exit. My most recent escape went like this:

monkeyx3: I'm going to take the laptop upstairs and transfer the files over the network, that way I don't have to crawl under your desk on my hands and knees.
Catberta: Ohh, but I like you on your hands and knees!
monkeyx3: (blank stare in order to hide the horrors that were playing out in my mind)


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Oct. 1st, 2007 05:05 pm (UTC)
*shudders in horror*
Oct. 1st, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC)
your HR person said this?!?

good gods, she's lucky you're not a typical litigious Californian.
Oct. 3rd, 2007 03:20 am (UTC)
There are three words you need to say in response to crap like that: "sexual harassment lawsuit."

That should shut her up if she has as many brains as catbert demonstrates.
Oct. 1st, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
Your HR person said this? Seriously? Wow.
Oct. 1st, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)
HAHA! I would have loved to have seen the look on your face. LOL


Oct. 1st, 2007 05:28 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what to do with the sexual harrassment that comes from HR. I'm also clenching, should Stuff Happen, because I know perfectly well who would end up spending the next __ years harrassing me.
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