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It's a question of dairy

From skeelig's user info page, "A dream is an answer to a question we haven't quite yet learned how to ask."

so what does it mean when you dream you are working in a gas-station quickie mart, are steeling ice cream from the station across the street and justifying it because their bathrooms use crappy toilet paper?

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Jun. 13th, 2006 04:52 pm (UTC)
that made me snort.
Jun. 13th, 2006 05:37 pm (UTC)
yes, it means exactly that, and then some. The crappy toilet paper kinda likes to pull on the hairs in your crack, creating some pain, which in turn you alleviate by eating ice cream, which gives you brain freeze, which inhibits the pain receptor sites on your brain. You only steal it from the station accross the street because it's wrong to steal from your employer (if you get caught).
Jun. 13th, 2006 07:07 pm (UTC)
maybe you're doing their lactose intolerant customers a favor by stealing the ice cream. if they can't eat it, they can't get the runny-poops and therefore don't have to use the crappy toilet paper. eh?

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Jun. 13th, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC)
I think it means you're getting too much oral sex and secretly regretting your lack of anal sex. Or the other way around.
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