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Best night ever

"Excuse me, I have to I return some vodka to the ocean."

Tonight could have been a disaster. I was standing outside surrounded by strangers when a man behind me said, "well if you're not going, I can't go, I'm not going to leave you. God this is ruining my night." He had a ticket and the show was sold out, his friend didn't have a ticket. They wandered off before I thought to ask if I could buy their ticket if they weren't going to use it. My friends were inside, I hadn't bought a ticket before hand.

I did manage to get in to the Miss Trannyshack 2005 through random chance, trickery and a little bit of experience from my concert security days! It really is amazing what you can accomplish with a bit of attitude, the international signal for smoking and a wristband. The show was amazing but I have to say as much as I love Cocoa Canal, a crime was committed against Faux Pas, she was robbed of her crown. Faux Pas act included a giant metal sculpture, that almost toppled and impaled the audience. She had stilt walkers wielding fire, oh and then she was hoisted above the audience by hooks through her own skin while flames rose around her. The fire marshal backstage was having an attack.





But how do you end an evening that could have left you out in the cold... can you guess who this lady is, I'll give you a hint. She spanked a Brady, she payed Joan of Arc with Bill and Ted and the time I saw my first orgy I was expecting to see her in concert on TV.

JaneNmonkey
Holy Shit, Jane Wiedlin from the GoGo's and Monkey!


Like I said, best night ever!

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et_blackbird
Nov. 20th, 2005 02:20 pm (UTC)
Now that's a worrying title! I hope you didn't have to return vodka to the ocean for too long...

That certainly sounds like a great night! To me, an innocent Oirish boy who's never seen a transvetite outside of the movies, it would have been like a wonderful sensory overload! Shame the video clip didn't work. I assume it was the outrageous Faux Pas?

That was some show: it sounds like it rivalled Spinal Tap concerts and the Circe du Soleil!

Orgy? Now there's a story that I haven't heard!
_kaiser_
Nov. 20th, 2005 08:12 pm (UTC)
i don't think i've heard that one either. shall we whine and pout until he tells it?
dubious_one
Nov. 20th, 2005 04:33 pm (UTC)
outta sight!!
bearzbub
Nov. 20th, 2005 04:38 pm (UTC)
Do you remember her in Clue? I think she was also in that Star Trek movie with the whales, but just on a screen during a busy moment in the film.
punkbassoon
Nov. 20th, 2005 04:42 pm (UTC)
I watched Ma vie en rose last night, and somehow Anna Conda (as seen on the Trannyshack '05 link) reminded me of the character of Pam from the movie (a sort of French version of Barbie, if you will).
knowyermonkey
Nov. 20th, 2005 05:30 pm (UTC)
nice...i actually got to lick her boot once in LA at an event
i miss you monkey! please come to my birthday bash in dec.?
ewe_2
Nov. 21st, 2005 02:01 pm (UTC)
Sounds like it was a lot of fun. You always do the most amazing things.

:-)

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