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Questions answered-trestleboy & Leg hair growth

alright. here's something i've been wondering about.
so, there's lots of medications and things that grow hair on your head. is there a way to stimulate hair growth on legs?

There are so many options that for hair growth these days it’s amazing. A quick Google search will bring up hundreds of pages on the subject. Although most pertain to growing hear on ones head there are a few that give advice on how to increase the amount and thickness of leg hair. As one hairy monkey I’ve known the best way to get hairy legs for many years.

First lets dispel one of the old wives tales about hair growth and your legs.
Shaving your legs will not cause the hair to grow back ticker especially if you are shaving in the upward direction. If you shave enough you the hair may never grow back. You see you only have a limited amount of body hair in your legs and if you keep shaving it, you will eventually run out!

Now there is another wives tale that is almost correct that can help you greatly. Mothers around the world have used the same story that is based in fact but twisted in order to keep their sons from masturbating. We all masturbate and yet how many people do you know with hairy palms? I’m pretty sure you don’t know anyone. But how many guys do you know with hairy legs, quite a few I bet. You see masturbation is directly linked to leg hair growth. The hairier a mans legs are, the more you know he masturbates. Do you know why priest wear those long robes? Have you ever seen the Pope’s legs? There is a reason why... They are hairy bastards and and pesky science could prove they don’t practice what they preach. Lord knows I’ve never felt closer to god than the moment my heart skips, my breath is held and fluids fly. So if you want hairier legs get on out there and start wanking. Do it a few times a day and if you want to send me videos of your sessions I am always willing to critique your technique!

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Apr. 7th, 2005 08:09 pm (UTC)
Your too much! LOL

wank wank!


Apr. 7th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
I've always wondered why my legs are quite hairy but nothing else is. Now I know. Thanks for clearing that up.
Apr. 8th, 2005 03:08 am (UTC)
definitely funny. very very funny.
i'll think about a critique of the technique.
but don't tell rice.
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