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Full moon?

Poll #461258 Full moon contest- think dirty!

How many drinks does it take to get Monkey to enter a full moon contest?

none- bitch is shamless
1- cheep drunk
3- it's easy to get Monkey to put on a show
5- after five Monkey doesn't even know what's going on anymore
There is no way monkey would shake his naked ass on stage in order to win $100.00

What place would Monkey come in if he did enter?

1st of course- I know how to brown-nose the journal writer!
2nd- how would I know, I've never seen Monkey's ass!
3rd- Monkey is cute but he needs to hit the gym!
bitch couldn't place in an ass contest unless she was wearing an ass on her head.
Monkey would never show his ass in public and I'm sticking with that answer.

Answers to be given tomorrow afternoon! Those who know don't give away the answers!


Mar. 25th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
Slightly furry? Yes. Nicely rounded? No. Not just no, but OMG LOL WTF no, which is a somewhat more emphatic no.

I have no ass. At all. Flat as a board.

And I don't know if I could be Monkey's brother, but I bet I could be his visitor!
Mar. 25th, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
You amd most likely everyone else. :-) But you look like you and he have the same sense of humor by your pics. :-)

I like his eyes and so I also like yours because I think you look like him.