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Poll #461258 Full moon contest- think dirty!

How many drinks does it take to get Monkey to enter a full moon contest?

none- bitch is shamless
5(19.2%)
1- cheep drunk
1(3.8%)
3- it's easy to get Monkey to put on a show
14(53.8%)
5- after five Monkey doesn't even know what's going on anymore
4(15.4%)
There is no way monkey would shake his naked ass on stage in order to win $100.00
2(7.7%)

What place would Monkey come in if he did enter?

1st of course- I know how to brown-nose the journal writer!
8(30.8%)
2nd- how would I know, I've never seen Monkey's ass!
17(65.4%)
3rd- Monkey is cute but he needs to hit the gym!
0(0.0%)
bitch couldn't place in an ass contest unless she was wearing an ass on her head.
0(0.0%)
Monkey would never show his ass in public and I'm sticking with that answer.
1(3.8%)



Answers to be given tomorrow afternoon! Those who know don't give away the answers!

Comments

( 11 comments — Leave a comment )
netphenix
Mar. 25th, 2005 08:23 am (UTC)
*amused song-whistling*
ewe_2
Mar. 25th, 2005 02:00 pm (UTC)
Pictures.
he he. yea, some pics would be very nice.

;-

D
outherelistenin
Mar. 25th, 2005 02:23 pm (UTC)
It's true! I've never seen the monkey ass!
ewe_2
Mar. 25th, 2005 02:27 pm (UTC)
Hmmmmm
I bet it's muscular and slightly rounded with a light furry covering.

Oh. I have to stop.

:

D
outherelistenin
Mar. 25th, 2005 02:35 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
Okay, so someone is apparently upset that he's never seen the Monkey ass.

Monkey, your ass has a fan! Say hello to your fan!
ewe_2
Mar. 25th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
Who? You?

Not me.

lol

D
ewe_2
Mar. 25th, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
Look at you info. You could be his brother. Is you ass slightly furry and nicly rounded?

:-

D
outherelistenin
Mar. 25th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
Slightly furry? Yes. Nicely rounded? No. Not just no, but OMG LOL WTF no, which is a somewhat more emphatic no.

I have no ass. At all. Flat as a board.

And I don't know if I could be Monkey's brother, but I bet I could be his visitor!
ewe_2
Mar. 25th, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
You amd most likely everyone else. :-) But you look like you and he have the same sense of humor by your pics. :-)

I like his eyes and so I also like yours because I think you look like him.
;-)

D

monkeyx3
Mar. 27th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Re: Hmmmmm
ahem... uh, hello! fan?

and yes hopefully you will be a Monkey visitor!
outherelistenin
Mar. 25th, 2005 03:16 pm (UTC)
It appears that the one person who thinks you'd never get up on stage and shake your ass doesn't have the courage of his/her convictions.
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