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Random advice from traylordean

When walking through a church and being followed by a nun in Russia do not say "blah blah blah blah!" Apparently it sounds a lot like "Fuck fuck fuck fuck" in Russian and cause the nun great distress as she calls you a devil child.

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Feb. 11th, 2005 12:42 am (UTC)
I cannot stop laughing.
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:11 am (UTC)
If you are wearing shorts, you don't have to worry - they'll kick you out of the church anyway :-P
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:20 am (UTC)
who would be wearing shorts in Russia anyway?
(sorry, my presumptions are showing)
Feb. 13th, 2005 09:07 pm (UTC)
If it is summer, everyone.

Continental climate - hot winters, cold summers.

Kind of a more extreme Ohio - yuk!
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:43 am (UTC)
i'll have to confirm that with russian work guy...
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:49 am (UTC)
Year's ago in college an English prof told the story of an American couple visiting him in London. They went to a fancy restaurant.

The waiter offers the large-ish lady a seat.

She says "I'm not sure my big ol' fanny will fit in that chair!"

The waiter turns beet red.

In England, "fanny" is slang for "pussy".
Feb. 11th, 2005 08:42 am (UTC)
sometimes there are surprises even in own native language
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:04 pm (UTC)
Ha ha.
I'll use that tonight and see what peoples reactions are.

Hey you, Blah off!

Hey you blaher, your in my seat!

You mother blaher!

too blahing funny.



Feb. 12th, 2005 05:33 am (UTC)
In Polish, jeb is a really rude word. Watching newsreaders talking about the governor of Florida is always fun.
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