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Oh Honey Please!

Last night I had the most fabulous dream. I was on a Celebriality cruise. I was fascinated standing there watching Jennifer Aniston try and keep Oprah (who was totally wasted) under control. Oprah was a riot of drunken insanity. Brad Pitt was eating up the attention he was getting from my friend Patrick. Patrick was feeding his ego and flirting up a storm, so I yelled jokingly “Bitch, you best be getting’ away from my man.” Funny thing is neither of us really like Brad Pitt at all. I was having fun pretending to be a jealous queen when center square, Paul Lind, came over to offer me advice. “Oh Honey, if you keep acting like that people are going to find out about you.” I just started laughing and told him “If you start a sentence with “Oh Honey” people already know!”

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Feb. 10th, 2005 10:54 pm (UTC)
This posting literally made me laugh aloud.

Feb. 10th, 2005 11:13 pm (UTC)
Oh Honey....Those weren't the kind of dreams I was having last night.
Feb. 10th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
Wait....do I get to call monkeyx3 "Oh Honey" now, too?
Feb. 10th, 2005 11:28 pm (UTC)
Sure, you can call him whatever you want! But I think Oh Honey will work.

Like the Icon. I still owe you some.
Feb. 10th, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC)
I can be patient. : )
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:01 am (UTC)
I'm all for being called "Oh Honey!"
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:06 am (UTC)

Oh, Honey! : )
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
can I lick him too?
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:05 am (UTC)
No they weren't! the other dream I had was discussing the merit of Neal Diamonds song writing in a movie theater before a show started... seemed odd but I had some very valid points of Sweet Caroline!
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:10 am (UTC)
Ummm...I think that boys night is going to be interesting this month.
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:31 am (UTC)
Boys night is always interesting. I think the next boys night I’m going to be drinking “Red Red Wine!”
Feb. 11th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC)
LOL! I didn't realize that he sung that song. I always get the UB40 version stuck in my head.
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:13 am (UTC)
Any dream with Brad Pitt AND Paul Lynde, CAN'T be wrong.
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
That icon is totally adorable!
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
Oh honey! what freaking wavelength do you have to be on to get cameos like that?
Feb. 11th, 2005 02:08 pm (UTC)
He has the best icons.
And the most awesome dreams. His dreams are so much like his life.
It's just too blahing funny!


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