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Hodgepodge mish mash, kish kash!

Last night when I was out with grubbybastard and southernpm I ran into my friend Toby. So I put together three entries smushed together because I am dead tired and can't be bothered to try and make it flow.

I try to push beyond my comfort levels when opportunities reveal themselves. A few times I have desperately wished I hadn’t. I once agreed to be a runway model for a friend. I didn’t know what I was getting into and when I found out I was going to be wearing nothing but a rubber g-string and boots I backed out. I just wasn’t ready for that kind of exposure. When another friend Toby asked to paint me, actually he wanted to literally paint on me. He is an amazing artist who uses men as canvas then takes photographs when the piece is done. He has panted on several of my friends including my old housemate Michael. I was excited to be in one of his pieces but when I found out I would have to shave my whole body I declined. I am very hairy and the idea of me without any pubic hair is repulsive to me. But sometimes when I push past my comfort levels I have the best time. I was freaked out the first time I met a LJ friend, desidono. But I had an amazing time and have enjoyed every time I have met a new LJ friend.

Last night I ran into Toby and he asked me once again to model but this time for a painting. He is painting Dante’s Inferno and needs one more Shade. Because this time I don’t have to shave, I agreed, even though I know I would be naked and a light breeze is all it takes to set me off. I told Toby I have never done any modeling before and wanted to make sure that wasn’t a problem. His main concern was whether or not I would feel comfortable with the other two models. Michael is one of them. Seeing as we did sleep together once the only problem is if my downstairs starts to become too interested in his downstairs. I’m sure I’m going to embarrass myself, but what is a day of embarrassment compared to being in a painting. I have never been a subject of even the most remedial painting let alone a professional! Let’s hope I don’t lose my nerve and back out! Check out Toby's website... Not worksafe!

I had an insane ammout of fun last night with grubbybastard and southernpm. We went for drinks and the dick, dinner at Red's grill and then more drinks at Daddy's and the Metro. I told the bartender who is definitely new to make my drink heavy on the 7up so he put almost none in all of the drinks. I'm sure southernpm is feeling it today as much as I am! After Philip left Rice and I headed back to Daddy's to flirt with the Sexy DJ who was spinning the best music. It takes balls to play Heart. I love those Wilson sisters! We managed to entice the DJ to leave his booth several times to come be flirt with us. Rice somehow got him to lick my armpit, but it got the attention of some creepy guy who kept touching my leg and sniffing poppers. It was a little odd. Mr. DJ kept playfully tapping our stomachs, his face would light up each time he would graze our navels. you could see the boyish glint in his eyes, or maybe it was horniness.


Poll #421897 hot coworker poll! Hee hee, poll!

Isn't my coworker the most handsome man you have ever seen?

Yes, how do you concentrate with him working 20 feet away from you.
No, the most handsome man ever will always be Carrot Top!
You wish he was your coworker. No man that hot would be a strategist.
Please give him my phone number!

New Born - Muse - Origin Of Symmetry



( 13 comments — Leave a comment )
Jan. 21st, 2005 01:22 am (UTC)
(1) I love the shirt/sweater combination. I'm sure I'd like it more in a ball on the floor.

(2) Toby is pretty amazing. You should trust him that the work he does with you will be equally astonishing.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:10 am (UTC)
(1) I so agree. Not that I will ever be able to let him know that. Hello sexual harassment.
(2) I love Toby's work, and am honored to be asked to model for him. I am pretty confident at the moment, but I'm still nervous as hell though.
Jan. 21st, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
Break those boundaries! Get painted! Try not to get a hard on! (I know I would get one.) I want my life to be as fun as yours.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)
I pretty much already know I am going to get one, seeing as I have had sex with Michael and really enjoyed it. I'm just hoping it isn't too embarrassing when it happens.

As far as fun. you are working with Porn directors... there has to be a little fun in there. At least a few funny stories.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 08:44 am (UTC)
Well, you could always be totally honest about why you've got one, if that wouldn't be even more awkward.

Seeing a former good sexual partner naked is a guaranteed hardon for me.
Jan. 21st, 2005 05:06 am (UTC)
heavy on the 7up so he put almost none in all of the drinks.

See this is what happens when the bartenders think you're cute.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:22 am (UTC)
Don't you think he could have just heard me wrong. For some reason I don't think I was his type. I wasn't wearing A&F and well...I have body and facial hair. Either way, he trashed us both with his 5% 7up drinks.
Jan. 21st, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)
He's hot.
But you've got something about you that is cuter.


Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:24 am (UTC)
Re: He's hot.
Wow, great answer. One hundred Monkey! points for you!
Jan. 23rd, 2005 10:13 pm (UTC)
Re: He's hot.
I think you cuter than a pig in shit! Wait. Maybe that isn't such a good comparison. LOL

I love extra Monkey points.

I wish we lived by each other. I know we"d have a blast.

Jan. 21st, 2005 05:06 pm (UTC)
We have a guy at my job who's got a very similar face - just white/gray hair and baby blue eyes. Very distracting indeed.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 07:28 am (UTC)
Whenever he talks to me I become stupid and tend to run away. The other day he was talking to me while going to the bathroom. I had to fight the urge to look down at his tasty treat as well as the urge to run out without washing my hands. I think I stopped breathing.
Jan. 22nd, 2005 08:56 am (UTC)
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