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Brushes with the porn industry.

I started a response to a post in trevorizing's journal about how cool that he was able to do a musical score for a porn movie when I just kept going, so I'm posting it here too.

My best porn related story was way back before Aiden Shaw was a writer and was an aspiring singer. He was practicing his performance for the gay pride festival. The music was mellow dramatic and I was struggling for something good to say. After he finished he came over to ask me what I thought. I panicked a little an just asked him back if they were going to do any choreography. They weren’t. After he left my friend hit me and said, “Don’t you know who that is?” I had no idea. “that’s Aiden Shaw he is a huge porn actor... In many ways.”

Wait a minute, I just realized I have a better story. When I lived at Markethouse (5 people, 1 bathroom) we all contributed to the house in deferent ways and every now and then switch jobs in order to keep everyone happy about the cleanliness of the house. For a time we decide to hire one of Oscar’s friends to clean the house once a week. Oscar has always run with an interesting crowd, so of course we had an interesting housekeeper. When I met him I thought he was quite good looking but I was on my way out the door. A few weeks latter Oscar told me the housekeeper had a crush on me. I couldn’t remember what he looked like since I only saw him for a moment and he always cleaned while I was away. I had been dating Tom for a while and we hadn’t yet had a talk about exclusivity. When I came home with Tom one day I saw a video propped against my door. It was a porn movie with a note from the housekeeper. Hey, I think your hot, this is one of my movies, my porn name is Nick, give me a call (phone number).

Of course I watched the movie, I had never been asked out in such an odd way let alone by a porn star! Tom of course was not pleased by this and threw out the note. After I watched the movie, I knew I wouldn’t be able to give the guy what he wanted. I have seen some ruff porn but this one really shocked me. Let me just say he like to be treated really, really badly and used as an ashtray (nowhere too sensitive, but still). Every now and then I will see him and give him a wink and a smile, I don’t think he remembers me though. But I will always remember the time I could have gone out with a porn star.

Panda - Dungen - Ta Det Lungt


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Dec. 29th, 2004 01:05 am (UTC)
Wow, Aiden Shaw huh? He did this awesome pose for Pierre et Gilles two great artist. Anyways, I liked your story. How have you been?
Dec. 29th, 2004 08:41 pm (UTC)
He is a very sexy man, he just doesn't have the best singing voice. I've been doing pretty good. Yesterday was one of those days where nothing goes as you plan but other good things you weren't expecting kept popping up. I went to two stores yesterday looking for one item. neither store had it but I found stuff I had been searching for months to find, so while a bit frustrating it was still good. How have you been?
Jan. 3rd, 2005 02:16 am (UTC)
I've been okay my New Years was all right, my god friend had a bit too much to drink and got irrate with one of my friends about applying to Howard U. She got really personal about her past as well as her sister's, who was there, I just didn't understand how it came to pass.
Dec. 29th, 2004 01:47 am (UTC)
I used to know a former porn star. I met him in the sauna of the club I go to. He was just gorgeous and enjoyed talking to me which surprised me. He was always talking about his bf who turned out to be his opposite; he was kind of frumpy and not nearly as good-looking and was obviously devoted to the hot one. Their situation gave me hope at the time since the men I find attractive are way too attractive for my station.
Dec. 29th, 2004 11:26 pm (UTC)
Now you have really peaked my interest in what you may look like. I know very little about your age and looks... while I know a great deal about Ross. You seem to meet a lot of interesting people when you are working out!
Dec. 29th, 2004 02:35 am (UTC)
Way to go hot stuff...having a porn star hit on you!
I helped film a gang bang once. They really aren't as glamorous as they seem *giggle*...(I really don't think they are glamorous!)
Dec. 29th, 2004 11:29 pm (UTC)
I don't think I have ever thought porn was glamorous! That's too funny!
Dec. 29th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC)
It's not. I think it's sooo corny!
Dec. 29th, 2004 04:24 am (UTC)
I've been greatly enjoying Shaw's scene in "Hot Wired 2" over the past couple of months. Rawr!
Dec. 29th, 2004 11:30 pm (UTC)
I will have to check it out. I have only seen him in Greased Guns and it's really hot! It was funny first time I saw it, I finally knew what my friend was talking about.
Dec. 29th, 2004 08:37 pm (UTC)
I've slept with at least one ex-porn star in my time. And given an std exam to at least one other. I figured that this was all part of living in the bay area ;)
Dec. 30th, 2004 06:53 pm (UTC)
I see porn stars all the time I just don't interact with them that often. STD exam huh, that must have been interesting.
Dec. 30th, 2004 10:50 pm (UTC)
It was actually kind of routine. Part of my std medic training. The guy I was practicing on just happened to be an ex porn star. No need to cue the thumpathumpa music. =)
Dec. 30th, 2004 07:47 am (UTC)
You still don't know..
I am not surprised. you have always been attractive. the fact you have no clue makes you even more interesting. Tom is a lucky guy so are you.
Dec. 30th, 2004 07:26 pm (UTC)
Re: You still don't know..
Don't make me blush or I'll retaliate! I know it's hard to make black men blush, but I know I can make you blush bright colors! hee hee!
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