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I feel so Gay!

In one hour I am going to take my gayness to a new level. For those who don't know, the levels are Closeted, Acceptance, Activist and then Übber-Gay! I am about to take the step into that frightening new level of Übber-Gay. I am going to get a spray tan. My friend Lanny has found a place that does it and on Tuesdays has a two for one special... so he talked me into it. Being Irish and having used Accutane when I was younger, I am the whitest of white boys. Hell my nickname in high school was white boy. But that might have been because I was almost the only one!

I don't tan- ever. I burn, peel and become whiter than before. What will become of me after I ascend to the next level? The fear is building inside me. I'm not sure I'm ready to follow the hideous fashion that I see on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. I'm not ready to pluck my eyebrows. I not ready to like anything that Madonna puts out just because she did it.

May this day be marked in history. Now I will be able to take away people pink cards. Normally I got mine taken away, just because I hadn't seen "Breakfast at Tiffany's" or something like that. I am beginning to become drunk with the power I will be able to wield. Look out world a new monkey is about to be in town. He's a darker Monkey with the ability to take away your pink card.

Now that's just plain silly!

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natsruk
Sep. 9th, 2003 05:23 pm (UTC)
PICTURES!!!! = )
roosterbear
Sep. 10th, 2003 10:07 am (UTC)
ooh ooh ooh!
Seconded!
supertanshemale
Sep. 9th, 2003 06:51 pm (UTC)
yes! a SuperTan Monkey! We all can't wait. Another tan soul enters the universe.

A Million Spray Tans,
SuperTan
monkeyx3
Sep. 10th, 2003 04:42 pm (UTC)
You were my inspiration, why be pasty and boring when you could be Tan and Fabulous! I love you SuperTan!
rjwolfx
Sep. 9th, 2003 07:33 pm (UTC)
Umm...
Well, what can I say but WOW. And SuperTan has a point, I'll have not one but TWO SuperTans on my list... it's like some strainge episode of the bionic woman.

And a spray on tan no less... who knew that Earl Sheib did guys too! hehe - Of course now it's tuesday evening... so I hope you're going to post before and after photos! :)
monkeyx3
Sep. 10th, 2003 04:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Umm...
Like the episode where Sandra Bullock Played the Bionic Girl!
knowyermonkey
Sep. 9th, 2003 08:36 pm (UTC)
yer right..that's pretty damn gay even for a monkey!
dubious_one
Sep. 10th, 2003 12:39 am (UTC)
now THAT'S gay
a) i'm proud of you with lots of pride
b) you'd be surprised how many people find pale and pasty sexy *wink*
c) you know ray of light was the bomb
d) mentioning "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and saying He's a darker Monkey with the ability to take away your pink card. in the same paragraph...now THAT'S gay.
monkeyx3
Sep. 10th, 2003 04:52 pm (UTC)
Re: now THAT'S gay
a) It took work to be proud of my Pansy Puffness.
b) But i blind people on the beach with my mirror like skin.
c) American life was bloody awful.
d) Here in San Francisco, even our straight boys are pretty gay.
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