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Have you ever watched a spider drink?

Have you ever watched a spider drink? I always assumed that spiders got their liquids by sucking the juices out of the food. I never thought about a spider repelling down to a stream or dew soaked blade of grass for a cool refreshing sip.

I was using my netti pot last night and for those that don’t know what a netti pot is... Some people call it a nasal douche... But that just sounds nasty. If you have allergies it is the best invention. It’s disturbing the first few times you use one, Water flows in one nostril and out the other and gives you the feeling similar to what you feel when water gets in your nose while swimming.

So I was cleansing my sinuses... In a very sexy way of course. When I noticed a spider descending towards the splashes of snot water and continued to watch it wondering what the little guy was doing. It started to lower it’s body onto the porcelain and at first I though it was drinking the small spider sized pears of water then I decided it was just doing push ups. The spider moved to another larger drop and again lowered it’s body and this time I could see that it was actually drinking from the tiny drop. The spider was drinking my booger water.

God Moving Over the Face of the Waters - Moby - Everything is Wrong

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punkbassoon
May. 25th, 2006 02:55 am (UTC)
see, booger water is important, too
ewe_2
May. 25th, 2006 01:22 pm (UTC)
Only you could write a store about a spider drinking snot water and make it sound like a story in a childrens book. LOL

:-)

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bbick
May. 25th, 2006 03:17 pm (UTC)
The spider was drinking my booger water.

I can honestly say I've never seen or heard those words put together in a sentence before.

Congratulations!
wdw
Jun. 6th, 2006 09:11 pm (UTC)
ummmm. i'm revolted and excited all at the same time. gross, yet funny.
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