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Lies, lies, lies!!
So I decided to change up this meme a little. I decided that all my answers would be lies...

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.

1.~How did you meet shamandl? on the set of a porn movie, he was nervious.
2.~What would you do if you had never met claudimp? i would never have gotten that cursed monkey paw
3.~What do you honestly think of thecultnextdoor? I would never sleep with him.
4.~Would or did misschinacola and arkibet go out? I can see thier kids right now.
5.~Have you ever liked bete_lumineux? Never liked him at all. He's a total bitch!
6.~If kirstensimone died tomorrow, what is one thing that you would need him/her to know? i slept with your boyfriend
7.~Would dailybinx and suthrnboyinca make a good couple? since one is cuban and the other likes to spank, YES!
8.~Describe skibumca in 3 words: carpet doesn't match
9.~Do you think sfltrk is hot? No, and i never slept with him all those times.
10.~Would kirstensimone and robco make a lovely couple? they seem like the perfect match to me.
11.~What do you think of when you see arkibet? man is he one short black man.
12.~Tell me something humiliating about suthrnboyinca: He lost his virginity while listening to "Baby got back"
13.~Do you know any of divadolly's family members? hmmm.
14.~What's traylordean's favorite color? pumice
15.~On a scale of 1-10 how cute is natsruk? 1
16.~What would you do if fredo_joaquin just professed their undying love for you? slap him and say "snap out of it."
17.~What language does misschinacola speak? with a name like miss china cola you can bet she doesn't speak Chinese or English.
18.~Who is roxyshocks going out with? Seaman Handler
19.~Is wdw a boy or a girl? WDW is the most macho man ever!
20.~Would itsolivia and fredo_joaquin make a good couple? what is with these couples?
21.~Who do you think atarashiihito would be great with from this list? wdw
22.~When was the last time you talked to sfltrk? four years ago
23.~What is bete_lumineux's favorite band? The Brittany Spears All Stars.
24.~Does dailybinx have any siblings? just his boyfriend/brother.
25.~Would you ever date divadolly? we did.
26.~Would you ever date skibumca? nah, I'm bothered by the carpet.
27.~Is atarashiihito single? yup, and he's a total player!
28.~What is traylordean's last name? Darkvalley
29.~What is itsolivia's middle name? Amy
30~What is thecultnextdoor's fantasy? pink dresses, lace, parasols and a tiara
31.~Where does wdw live? Texas
32.~Would you make out with shamandl? never.
33.~Are claudimp and divadolly best friends? since forever.
34.~Does skibumca like traylordean? nope, they hate each other.
35.~How did you meet itsolivia? we worked the same corner.
36.~Is sfltrk older than you? nope.
37.~Is robco the sexiest person alive? of course not.


4%- this is what happens when you convince ex-boyfriends to get a journal.

macboysf's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what macboysf has done with the 160 people on his friends list!
met

28.7%
hugged

28.1%
dated

1.9%
kissed

8.1%
seen topless

8.1%
seen naked

5.6%
phone sexed

0.0%
made out

5.6%
oral sex

4.4%
fucked

4.4%
What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?
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Comments

( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
sisyphus238
Aug. 20th, 2005 04:45 am (UTC)
I should have done that. I've only met you.
fredo_joaquin
Aug. 20th, 2005 05:22 am (UTC)
"7.~Would dailybinx and suthrnboyinca make a good couple? since one is cuban and the other likes to spank, YES!"

Either Binx is Cuban, and I never realized it, or you didn't read that too closely....

(Anonymous)
Aug. 20th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
I think you missed the beginning of the post. It's full of lies. So is your rear sore... I thought Philips wasn't into spanking... but maybe I was mistaken!
ewe_2
Aug. 22nd, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
Leave it to you Monkey to change it and make it fun.

:-)

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